Flash Rebirth
Writer: Geoff Johns
Artist: Ethan Van Sciver
Colors: Brian Miller and Alex Sinclair
Publisher: DC Comics
Nostalgia is the sentimental yearning for an earlier, happier era. The majority of superhero books published by DC (or Marvel) are more or less nostalgic, in that they constantly look backward to a mythical period when superhero comics were better. But the word “nostalgia” is insufficient to describe Flash Rebirth. A better description would be nostromanic, because it’s love of the past could be classified as a psychological disorder.
Flash Rebirth loves everything about DC Comics. It love the Justice League, especially Hal Jordan, the bad-ass space-cop who doesn’t care about the rules. Even the titular star of this book, Barry Allen, becomes as giddy as a school girl when Hal uses manly words like “perp.”
Flash Rebirth loves the Titans. It loves them so much that that it devotes several pages to two different Titan teams. The first is the Teen Titans, featuring a teenage Robin, Wonder Girl and Kid Flash. The second team is the Twenty-Somethings Who Never Moved Past Their Glory Years in High School Titans, featuring Nightwing (formerly Robin), Donna Troy (formerly Wonder Girl), and the second character in this book who calls himself the Flash, Wally West (formerly Kid Flash). Wally was quietly demoted, and is no longer the star of the Flash franchise. Yet he still gets to keep the Flash codename, which is nice.
Flash Rebirth loves the Justice Society of America. Some of the kids may not realize (and probably don’t care) that there was a superhero team all the way back in the 40’s. Today, the Justice Society is like the Justice League if you got rid of all the recognizable characters and replaced them with their grandparents. There’s old timey Flash, Jay Garrick, and old timey Green Lantern, and a few other remarkably buff retirees. And they let their grand-kids play too, because there’s also Liberty Belle, who’s related to members of the original Justice Society in ways that I don’t care to learn.
(For the sake of clarity, there are now three different men who call themselves the Flash, plus a Kid Flash. Apparently, brand dilution is no longer a matter of concern but a sign of success).
The girls don’t get to call themselves “Flash” anything
As the title suggests, most of the love is reserved for the Flash franchise. Flash Rebirth loves every bit of minutiae from the last 50+ years of Flash comics. Every sidekick, every rogue, every supporting character gets a cameo at some point. And every (pseudo) famous story gets a shout-out. Remember that time Superman and Flash raced for charity? Or how ’bout that time Flash was tried for murder? Or that big story where he died and the universe got rebooted? In case you forgot any of these tales, there’s a scene set in the Flash Museum, which has dozens of exhibits dedicated to the crime-fighter’s history. It’s rather fitting then that the comic often reads like the placard on a museum exhibit, overflowing with trivial details.
But Flash Rebirth doles out the love in unequal doses, and the biggest amount goes to the Flash stories from the late 1950’s and early 60’s. Fans know this was the beginning of the Silver Age of superheroes, and the first Silver Age hero was none other than Barry Allen, arguably the most famous character to call himself the Flash. As I made clear above, the comic doesn’t hate anything that came earlier or later. Jay Garrick and Wally West are still alive and well, and they play significant roles in the story. But they are forced to kowtow before the greatness of Barry, thereby acknowledging that the Silver Age, rather than the Golden Age or the modern era, was when the superhero genre reached perfection.
To their credit, Johns and Van Sciver are not content to simply wallow in past glories. Like any obsessive, they need to convince others that their obsession is superior. Barry Allen must be more than just another B-list hero. He needs to be the embodiment of the Silver Age, and the character manages to to be just that, despite the fact that he has the personality of soap. Through a repetitive narrative and heavy-handed use of motifs, Johns and Van Sciver make their case, and then they make it again, and one more time for good measure, like they’re freshmen writing their first essay. Thesis Statement – Barry Allen is the paradigm of superheroes and the spirit of the Silver Age for two reasons: (1) he created the Speed Force and (2) he wears bow ties.
In a convoluted plot that I’m sure retroactively alters a half-dozen stories, Flash Rebirth reveals that Barry generates the Speed Force, a mystical energy field from which all other speedsters draw power. It’s like that other Force, but limited to … well, speed. In addition to being a better hero, Barry is also the Alpha and Omega for all other super-fast characters, even those who have no connection to the Flash. Thus, Barry’s greatness is not merely a matter of opinion, it’s a universal law.
The bow ties may sound inconsequential in comparison to cosmic speed, but they’re every bit as important in explaining why Geoff Johns and Van Sciver love the Flash. Setting aside tuxedos, nobody but conservative pundits and ironic hipsters wear bow ties anymore. But Barry Allen, neither pundit nor hipster, has to wear bow ties because he wore bow ties in the 60’s, and the unassailable assumption is that superheroes in the 60’s were better than superheroes today. The bow tie shows up repeatedly, and it becomes a symbol for Barry’s old-fashioned integrity, his difficulty interacting with the normals, and his eternal love for his wife. The bow tie represents the essential elements of the Silver Age Superhero: virtue, alienation, and iconic love interests. Barry doesn’t merely wear the bow tie. He is the bow tie, and the bow tie is everything great about superheroes.
I can’t offer a conventional review of Flash Rebirth. About halfway into the book, it was no longer possible to criticize its aesthetic merits, or lack thereof. Decades of history, intricate character genealogies, hundreds of lines of exposition … I was completely overwhelmed. And the aesthetic qualities aren’t important anyway. Are Van Sciver’s action scenes lackluster? Sure, but the violence (usually quite graphic in a Geoff Johns comic) feels rather besides the point. Does the plot make sense? Nope, but the narrative is also besides the point. All that matters is that Barry Allen is back and he’s bigger than Jesus.
People who deeply, passionately love Barry Allen got exactly the comic they wanted. Any “civilians” curious about the Flash would be better served reading the Wikipedia entry. Same effect, saves time.
Ok so I was pleasantly surprised to see a main stream comic review on your site. But I should have known that you weren’t going to do something interesting like you do with your WW unbound feature. Instead this was just a main stream comics suck feature. Why bother?
I well remember reading those Infantino Flash stories as a kid in the early 60s. They were light,ingenious, modest tales with a strong vein of comedy and occasional satire. The art had a sort of breezy modernism.
Mais où sont les neiges d’antan?
Seafire- I bothered to read Flash Rebirth because I saw it in the library and I was curious. And I wrote a mean review because the book sucks and sometimes it’s fun to write a mean review. As for doing something interesting like Bound to Blog, well I don’t think Flash Rebirth is worthy of that level of analysis.
But I don’t think all mainstream comics suck. In my Anything but Capes feature, I’ve actually praised a few (non-superhero) mainstream comics. If you know of any recent superhero comics that are good and/or interesting, then please, feel free to share.
Alex- I’m not hating on any old Flash comics; I’m hating on new comics that love old comics yet fail to comprehend what made those old comics great.
And your last sentence was garbled. It looks like some crazy, non-English gibberish.
“But where are bygone snows?” But this is besides the point.
I understand your sentiment Mr. Cook. But there are so many blogs out there that give reviews and previews. This site is seemingly dedicated to comic critical analysis. I only have 2 sites that I go to for my semi-intellectual comic critical analysis needs this and imagetext (which takes forever to put out anything). And here I was waiting with baited breath for something, anything of interest. But no. You’ve put candy in front of a baby then snatched it.
So there must be SOME analysis that could be done: freudian, jungian, feminist ??? or how bad the writing structure is or how the science does not work and why or something about the art or some comparison to old Flash comics… I need some sort of comic analysis fix and I can’t be waiting on Noah to come out with another WW post 6 m later… so I implore you to reconsider.
I’m kind of surprised that you (HU) haven’t done anything on David Aja’s work or like the comics comics ppl did with Ann Nocenetti’s & Aja DD story…
Hey Seafire. They’ll be another bound to blog next week actually; already done. All about atomic power and doll stories.
I understand the impulse to have the blog be more focused on one thing or the other. That isn’t what I want to do, though. I think it’s worthwhile to have different folks pursue different things that interest them, whether it be trying to find a decent superhero comic or situating works in the context of recent reviews or doing gendered readings or talking about how there isn’t enough sex in the damn yaoi. Everyone’s not going to be into everything…but I think acknowledging other communities and other interests is important if you’re not going to descend into insularity and balkanization — real problems for both the internet in general and comicdom in particular.
Probably more than you wanted to know. If it seems too unwieldy, I can just say that I like a good Geoff Johns bashing, too.
Do you have the link to the CC stuff? I haven’t seen it, so I’d be interested.
Also…one way to get more of the kind of posts you’d like is to write them yourself! If you’ve got an idea for a guest post, I’d be thrilled; you can email me at noahberlatsky at gmail.
Seafire: May I recommend my blog (not updated for a little while, but there’s a big archive) for more serious commentary. You might also read the (not recently updated but again a good archive) Thought Balloonists blog…
Noah: eep sorry it wasn’t comics comics… I am so brain fried from studying… there was a good article done on 3 Jacks a DD story.. I misremembered it being as from CC.
YES!! “They’ll be another bound to blog next week actually; already done.”
er.. me write… I’m not sure I am good at writing. But I’ll keep it in mind!
DerikB: thanks! I’ll chk it out
Speaking as a Flash fan…I absolutely agree with this review. This wasn’t a story, this was six issues of “Barry Allen is a better Flash than your favorite Flash could ever be.”
Oddly enough, I’m enjoying the heck out of the new ongoing series. It’s almost like they’re being written by two different guys who happen to both be named Geoff Johns.
“Apparently, brand dilution is no longer a matter of concern but a sign of success.”
This, I think, is the truest thing I’ve read about the state of mainstream superhero comics in quite some time.
Kelson- I haven’t followed the ongoing, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was more tolerable. Johns spent an entire mini-series pimping Barry Allen. Now he can just move on to actually writing stories.
Chris- one of my friends, a longtime superhero fan, joked that if Marvel was honest about its content it would be renamed Wolverine and Friends.
Seafire is probably talking about Abhay Khosla’s piece or Tim O’Neil’s blog entry on “3 Jacks”. I did in fact pick up DD #500 just to read this story. Otherwise, it seems like just another superhero “annual”.
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See that reproduced panel with the seven speedsters ? I bet dollars to doughnuts three of them will be “dead” within five years.
Are you betting on *at least* three, or *exactly* three? The first seems fairly safe; the second a little riskier….
Are there dead pools for superheroes/villains out there? And if so, what are the going dead pool odds on Deadpool? Or is he already dead?
Noah, you just can’t resist a bad pun.
Marvel is giving Deadpool a big push right now, so the odds are pretty low that he’s going to die (alternate realities don’t count).
I think Wally West is the next on the chopping block, I give him 20 to 1 odds that he dies within 5 years.
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Dear writer. What the literal fuck? Do you not understand why the silver age is considered the pinnacle of dc achievements? It’s because dc comics were more popular during the silver age than they had ever been before and have been prior… Dumbass
Hey kill yourself. You seem to not understand the meaning of the term “literal”. Or maybe you’re confused about the meaning of “fuck”?
Anyway…DC comics were actually significantly more popular during the Golden Age than during the Silver, at least form what I’ve read.
Kelson, I, too, have thought there must be two Geoff Johns. I think that maybe he is just a complex person who, as a writer, can’t be left to his own devices. For example, when he started on the Justice Society, he seemed full of respect, even reverence for these legacy characters, as he is here, and determined to invigorate their stories with addition of two other generations of somehow-related heroes. The result was a family of very different, but likable and mostly like-minded people trying to work together to do good. That’s a proven formula for success in this medium, and television, too, now that I think about it. The heros were imperfect in a modern, imperfect world, but that was what made their struggle heroic. There was nothing genuinely unpleasant about it, and quite a lot that was enjoyable.
Then, after a while, a few of Geoff John’s other favorite themes came to fore. There was internal strife, and characters had to act uncharacteristically to exacerbate it. The body count started to stack up, well beyond what was necessary to advance the plot. I got out before I felt insulted by nonsensical plots, endured sexual references that seemed calculated to disturb and repulse rather than intrigue or arouse, and watched zombies eat human brains. After all, we all know what’s coming by now, don’t we?
Joss Whedon, by the way has similar counter-productive tendencies. Given time, he will use circumstances to drive his characters to become morally compromised, self-loathing, and unlikeable. He did it with Buffy, he did it with Angel, and he would’ve done it with Firefly, but the Fox executives fought him, then pulled the plug before he became too successful to stop.
And Richard, this is quality Johns-bashing.
And “people who passionately love Barry Allen” includes Dan Didio, right? Is he still the boss at DC?