At Pitchfork this week I had a listicle of hello songs in response to Adele’s hello song. A couple go cut, and I thought they were vaguely amusing…so thought I’d decut them here. So, one more (or two more) brief hellos….
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Beatles, “Hello Goodbye,” 1968
The Beatles – Hello Goodbye [HIGH QUALITY] by Electric_Eye
The Beatles refuse to leave you alone, no matter how much you beg them. This song sounds like the wind-up music for a lurid, smiling, stalker jack-in-the-box.
Lake Street Dive “Hello? Goodbye!” 2011
Boston-based Lake Shore Drive with a jazzy sideways Beatles tribute. Rachael Price belts and scats out the introvert answer record to all those extroverts chasing you down to greet you. “When you say hello I say goodbye.”
Damn it, I can’t help it. “[T]he introvert answer record to all those extroverts” – gee, I wonder which Noah prefers.
Sorry.
I like lots of extrovert music! I mean, I love Van Halen; don’t get much more extroverted than Van Halen.
I really love that Lake Street Dive track…and really don’t much like the Beatles song. But on the longer list…Hello Little Schoolgirl is great, and the Diddy song I really like.
But would you write approvingly “The extrovert answer to all those introverts” – I mean, before I asked you whether you’d write it?
Oh, sure, I can imagine writing that. About fey folk for example or indie pop; I can absolutely see touting extroverts in certain circumstances. No extrovert hate here (my son is a lovely and incredibly charming extrovert; it’s a lovely thing to see.)
Well, you say yes. (I’m hilarious.)
Anyway, whether I’m right or totally wrong with those rhetorical questions, there is maybe an interesting aesthetic phenomenon here: I’m pretty sure I couldn’t have written that phrase I quoted, but on the other hand I know that your patience with “fey folk and indie pop” (if not with the fans) runs out faster than mine.
Do you like Van Halen? ZZ Top? Aerosmith? Led Zeppelin? I like a lot of very extroverted cock rock.
Yeah, when they were good (except ZZ Top, whom I don’t really care about even when they were good).
I love ZZ Top (early albums.)