So, as I’ve mentioned before, I’m going to be publishing a collection of my exploitation film writing on July 11 (if the good lord is willing and the zombies don’t get me.) There’s the cover designed by Vom Marlowe up there at the top.
I tried to do a giveaway contest thing, offering a free preview to anyone who could guess the three new essays in the book…but no one really bothered to try. (There’s a new essay on Halloween, a new one on Under the Skin, and a list of the top ten rape/revenge films…so now you know.)
Anyway, I thought I would try again with a simpler, more straightforward contest. I will give a preview ebook to the first three people who:
1. Leave a comment below saying they want one.
2. promise to write an Amazon review when the book comes out.
Remember, if you promise a review and don’t actually write a review, a gelatinous ichor from the far side of the galaxy will absorb you cell by cell and then write a review in your name. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Contest starts…now!
I want one and will do your bidding.
Yay! I’ll send it along later today.
I’ll do it! I have to say that I’m a bit confused, though. I mean, why not just ask the gelatinous ichor to absorb David Bordwell so that he can write the review?
Gelatinous ichor doesn’t always take instruction well…
Insert Trump joke here.
I want one–I like free stuff. But I will write a review. Sometime–there’s no deadline, is there?
Yay! Okay, that’s three.
Deadline! Um…well, I’ll try to hold off the gelatinous ichor as long as I can…
How do you send it? Do you e-mail it? I might just buy one anyway to have it on my kindle.
I’ll email y’all a kindle file later today.
Of course I want a copy!
You’re too slow Chris! the free copies are gone! You will have to pay your 3.99 like everybody else (well, like the other two people who will buy it…)
Alas. I am very slow. I will indeed buy it.
John, I’m not sure I have your correct email? Could you send it to me? I’m myname@gmail