The Planet That Goes Ho-Hum

So I just read this article by Kiel Fleming, which purports to explain why Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip ever (better than Peanuts, even.) It’s not intended to be a serious or logical argument; the five “reasons” for Fleming lists to support his view are just gags from the strip (Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the world because it includes Calvinball and Susie Derkins — that kind of thing.)

Fair enough — but in fact this take on C & H actually does sum up my own attitude towards the strip. Not the part about it’s being the greatest thing ever, but the part about it’s being a series of fairly funny gags, and that’s about it. Great claims have been made for Calvin and Hobbes, but I don’t see much about it that distinguishes it qualitatively from something like, say, Foxtrot. Bill Watterson’s pretty funny, but most of his humor falls comfortably into competent sit-com territory — snappy one-liners playing off routine formula (my, bad boys sure are something, aren’t they?) He doesn’t have anything like the surreal goofiness of Gary Larson or Berkely Breathed, and he’s miles away from the quietly doddering genius of Schulz. Calvin’s imaginary life (the strip’s central hook) is cute, but fairly pedestrian. He imagines himself as a dinosaur, he imagines himself trapped by space aliens, he imagines making duplicates of himself — and then at the end of the strip we see the world as it really is, where the space alien is actually his teacher, or whatever. The whole thing is grindingly literal. Even the ambiguity — as in the moments where questions are raised about whether Hobbes is or is not real — seems plodding. Certainly there’s nothing as weird or as ontologically indeterminate as Snoopy’s fantasies. Most of Calvin and Hobbes really boils down to “kids say (or do) the darndest things.”

What really distinguishes C&H from its competition is its pomposity (the leaden decision to name the strips stars Calvin and Hobbes more or less sums up Watterson’s clumsy philosophical flailings) and its excellent art. Watterson’s probably the best artist (other than Schulz) I can think of in the strip form over the last couple of decades. His facility and invention, especially in many of his Sunday strips, make his work a treat to look at. And Calvinball and the rest of the gags are quite funny too. I don’t hate it or anything; it’s just not all that.

Chunchu: The Genocide Fiend vol. 1-2

Dark Horse is publishing this Korean mahwa by Kim Sung-Jae and Kim Byung-Jin, and it’s of the more perfunctorily told narratives I’ve come across in a bit. The story purportedly involves twins, one of whom is the rightful emperor and one of whom is a demon spawn of some sort. An ugly jewel icon thing is supposed to distinguish between them in the cradle, but the two are unaccountably left alone, allowing evil demon baby to shove the jewel thing into the chest of the good guy. Good baby grows up to be tortured and, for unclear reasons, virtually unkillable. He is exiled and wanders off to hook up with some random warrior clan, to whom he brings much woe and lamentation, for that is his curse. Said clan includes several supposedly colorful, but actually completely indistinguishable, characters, who provide what passes for comic relief between the alternating scenes of vicious dismemberment and inarticulate angst. Chunchu, who brings death to all and then whines about it, is way, way, way less interesting than Elric or Thomas Covenant, and it’s been a good long time since I wanted to read about either of those folks.

It’s hard to be that pissy about it, though, since it’s obvious that the writing here is little more than a distant afterthought. There’s a lot more attention paid to the art, which, while it doesn’t blow me away, is certainly nicely done. Kim Byung-Jin tends towards a less realistic style than some I’ve seen in this genre, but that works quite well for the creepy hyper-deformed baby sequence, and he does have the chops to pull off an excellent naturalistic wart-hog close-up when the script calls for it. Some of the heavily-muscled warriors recall the unfortunate excesses of super-hero comics — torsoes just aren’t anatomically built like that. But then, the close-up expressive limpid eyes often hit that shoujo sweet spot.

So yeah, pretty mediocre. But “Genocide Fiend” is a great title.

Julie Doucet’s My Most Secret Desire

I’ve never really liked dream comics. But after reading Julie Doucet’s *My Most Secret Desire*…well, I still don’t like them.

It’s not that Doucet’s dreams are boring, exactly. Her crowded, inky art is distinctive and engaging, and what with genital mutilation, severed heads, gender swapping, rape fantasies, masturbation with inappropriate baked goods, and worms exploding from pimples, she’s got enough raw material here to make David Cronenberg salivate oozily.

The problem is that “raw material” is all the reader is presented with, and Doucet seems afraid to do anything with it. On the one hand, she refuses to connect the dreams to her actual life —in “Oh La La What a Srange Dream,” for example, Doucet’s mother appears. We don’t know what their relationship is like, or what her presence there might mean to Doucet, so whatever resonance the scene has, we’re not privy to it. Similarly, Doucet’s dreams about growing a penis certainly connect to her sexual identity in some way, but the reader is given no clue as to how.

I’m not necessarily an advocate of confessional comics for their own sake, and Doucet’s dreams could also work, I think, if she were willing to cut them loose entirely. Kafka’s stories, for example, were often based in part on his dreams. But he didn’t preface his narratives by saying, “hey, I dreamed this.” Instead, he allowed each story to create its own self-contained reality with its own claustrophobic, inescapable logic.

Doucet’s stories, on the other hand, are easy to escape. They don’t impact her life; they don’t create their own world. They just run out and then she wakes up. The one exception, a sequence in which she wakes to find household objects shouting threats and curses, is one of the more interesting moments in the book. In general, though, Doucet is careful to separate fantasy and reality, and as a result, despite all the violence and bodily fluid, these comics are surprisingly safe — even bland. The only emotional reaction demanded of the reader is the kind of polite horror you’re generally expected to display when a friend tells you about her nightmares. “Wow, Julie. Yeah, that sure is fuuuuucked up.”

This review first ran in the Comics Journal.

Art at Roots and Culture

I have a showing of my artwork at Roots and Culture Gallery this Saturday, 7-10PM. Details are below. You can see the images I’ll be displaying here

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“Malleable Sky”: work by Lisa Rybovich Cralle and Maria Perkovic
Curated by Elizabeth Chodos

featuring work by Noah Berlatsky in the project room

Opening December 1, 2007 7pm- 10pm
at Roots & Culture
1034 n Milwaukee Ave. Chicago, IL 60622

Through Dec. 22nd

How do we remember the places we’ve been? How does our memory play
into the way we imagine the future, and dream of new places? How does
a location, real or imaginary, become a specific place with its own
qualities, abnormalities and idiosyncrasies? Malleable Sky is an
exhibition of work by Lisa Rybovich Cralle and Maria Perkovic that
explores where the boundaries between our internal and external lives
blur and looks at how these two realms can be indistinguishable and
mutually influential.

Cralle’s work explores the problems of recreating a specific place,
her home-state Florida, using various media including collage,
painting and drawing. Her work uses general source material like
pictures of beaches, men in bathing suits, boats and hurricane-sized
clouds, to create a vivid portrait of where she grew up. Cralle’s
collages manage to emphasize a particular place while
de-contextualizing it, showing how memory can be both specific and
placeless, blurring reality and fantasy.

Perkovic’s work de-emphasizes the specific and the real. She builds
and photographs environments made from paper that resemble the modern
city, with its towering buildings designed for speed and efficiency.
While these images are not of any real location they indicate a
particular logic that is specific to a place and time. Unlike Cralle’s
collages with their abundant use of color, Perkovic’s photographs are
various shades of gray. The lack of color in these photographs empties
them from a connection to the real world, and insists on placing them
in an imaginary, desolate, and at times comical, modern utopia.

Using various techniques, these artists show how chance imagery,
fantasy, theory, and memory all influence our understanding and
apprehension of the world. Their work shows how relative experience
can be, and how something as seemingly specific and real as sky is
malleable in our imagination and memory.

The works displayed by Noah Berlatsky were created in response to the
Flaming Fire Illustrated Bible, an online collaborative project
dedicated to illustrating every single verse in the Bible. To this
ambitious effort, Noah has brought a deep lack of religious faith and
an utter inability to create representational drawings. The result is
a series of black and white abstractions which comment, more or less
obscurely, on more or less randomly selected verses. The series is
about mystery, distance, effort and community — trying to respond in
a meaningful way, with limited resources, to a text which is and is
not my own.

Beer made possible by Grolsch.

Programming development at Roots & Culture is partially funded by a
City of Chicago Department of Cultural Affairs
Community Arts Assistance Program Grant.


Roots & Culture Contemporary Art Center
1034 n Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago, IL 60622
773-235-8874
www.rootsandculturecac.org
hours: Thurs. & Fri 4:30p-7p, Sat 12p-6p

Weird Foot-Man

So my 4-year old son is absolutely, completely, ridiculously obsessed with Spider-Man. I feel this is probably some sort of punishment for my sins as a comics critic. In any case, it has its ups and downs. Specifically, the downs are when he throws himself at my legs every, oh, 15 seconds, shouting, “I’m Spider-Man!” causing me to lurch chinward towards whatever piece of furniture is placed nearby. The ups are when he explains as he’s sitting on the toilet that Spider-Man doesn’t poop real poop; he poops webs.

But actually, the real worst part is the children’s books. Has anyone ever seen these things? There are several series of them. One’s published by DK Readers, and is written and I guess drawn by someone named Catherine Saunders. I’m sure she’s just the front name for a whole committee apparatus, but I must focus my ire somewhere, so I will hate her on general principles. Christ these things are horrible. The art is just ridiculous; the anatomy is so completely fucked up that even my son makes fun of it (one picture where Spider-Man’s leg ends in what appears to be a traumatized zucchini always causes him to look up at me hopefully and ask, “That’s a foot, right Daddy?”) And furthermore — and this is the kicker — there’s no story. None. I guess they just couldn’t be bothered with little things like plot, so instead it’s set up as a kind of Thrilling Encyclopedia of Boredom . “Spider-Man usually works alone, but sometimes even he needs help from his Super-Hero friends.” Now try reading that. A. Hundred. Times.

There’s another series based on the third Spider Man movie put out by HarperCollins which does in fact have a moderate effort at creating a story, and that’s a little better though, really, not much. My son does love them…but why do they have to be so, so bad? He likes Spider-Man videos too, and those are perfectly watchable; decent animation, entertaining action, etc. etc. Why do the books have to be such pieces of crap? I’ve actually been reading some of the old Lee/Ditko comics to him; he loves those too, and reading them doesn’t make me want to scrape out my eyes. If Marvel wants to get parents on board…or, for that matter, kids on board for the long haul…maybe they might consider putting a little imagination, or at least thought, into their customers first contact with their product. I mean, if they can’t find any artists, why not use some of Ditko’s original drawings? Please?

Million Man Talk: Review of Deconstructing Tyrone

A version of this essay appeared in the Chicago Reader a while back.

The image of black men tends to provoke strong reactions in the media, whether pro or con. At the beginning of “Deconstructing Tyrone,” their study of black masculinity, Natalie Hopkinson and Natalie Moore pledge not to get caught up in the antagonistic hype. “The positive-negative thing? We are *so* over that,” they insist.

Even-handedness can certainly be a virtue when approaching a complex topic. But it can easily tip over into a bland refusal to stake out difficult positions — or any positions. The latter seems, unfortunately, to be what’s happening here. The authors are journalists, and they have essentially stitched together a book out of moderately insightful feature articles. There’s one chapter on Kwame Kirkpatrick, the young, black and (allegedly) swinging mayor of Detroit; one on being black and gay; one on females strippers and their dads; one on Buppies raising boys, and so forth. The style is chatty, informed, and ultimately positive, mining the common ground between NPR and Oprah. There are, inevitably, a few forays into more literary territory — in describing video performer Melyssa Ford, for example, the authors inform us that “Her long ponytail sways gently like spring leaves on a maple tree.” Luckily, these moments are few and perfunctory.

Though the book isn’t exactly thoughtful, it does contain a lot of suggestive tidbits. It’s interesting to hear, for example, that gay male style is much more straightforwardly masculine, and much less flaming, than it was a generation ago. It’s interesting to be introduced to Earl Thomas, a professional basketball player who has also made a reputation for himself as an activist poet. It’s interesting to learn that Jay-Z tells white people in his audiences not to chant along to “Nigga What, Nigga Who.” It’s interesting to learn that black men with a high income are less likely to marry than those in the middle-class. And, of course, the interviews with strippers and video chicks are interesting— or, at least, even in the authors’ studiously unexploitative prose, they make sensational copy.

In fact, what’s most frustrating about the book is that it raises so many issues and then leaves them dangling, not only without analysis, but without any sense that analysis is even necessary. The authors spend a certain amount of time discussing media representations of the “down low”; a term for closeted gay black men. But there is no discussion of homophobia in the black community, nor of how important the closet has been , in one way and another to black cultural expression (gospel music wouldn’t be the same without it, as just one example.) Similarly, the book takes several offhand jabs at feminism — but there’s no effort to explore the ways in which feminism has (or hasn’t) failed blacks, and vice versa. A chapter is devoted to interviewing female strippers about their dads — but , beyond a few lame references to a Chris Rock skit, the authors never explain what, if anything, this has to do with race. Certainly, the strippers are black, but their stories of abuse, impoverishment, and the lure of easy money don’t sound much different than those of white sex-workers, from Jenna Jameson on down. The black sex industry may well uniquely reflect black masculinity, but you’d never know it from reading this.

Theory — or at least some kind of point — is important because it gives a book direction; it helps to determine which details are important and need to be developed, and which ones are useless and should be chucked. More than that, though, it gives a work coherence and resonance. Hopkinson and Moore do seem to have a dim sense that they’re adrift, and they’ve tried to rectify the problem by ostentatiously claiming to be using deconstructionism. According to them, deconstruction as a philosophy is meant to “to take apart fake constructions to reach a greater understanding.” In other words, Derrida —an abstruse aesthete who spent his life generating impenetrable prose about unknowability — is here rejiggered as some sort of muckraking newspaperman, battling falsehood in the interest of the uplift. What next? Foucault as advocate of safe sex?

Since they clearly don’t have the slightest idea what deconstruction is, it’s no surprise that, despite the title, Hopkinson and Moore don’t actually use it. Nor do they replace it with any other critical lens. They do occasionally express opinions — they dislike sexist rap videos, for example, they think that “black male-female relationships have become crippled.” (page 103) and they really liked the 1994 Black Male exhibit at the Whitney. But without any intellectual framework, each contention boils down to little more than arbitrary personal preference. For example, the clearest reason the authors can provide for liking the Whitney exhibit is that it was among the first shows to place film stills and news photographs on a museum wall. Whoo hoo. Even when Hopkinson tells the story of a family friend who was convicted, probably wrongly, of murder, she can’t get any moral traction. Instead, the narrative drifts off into the familiar evidentiary minutia of true-crime drama — efficient, entertaining, but not particularly passionate.

In the not too distant past, any book which treated black men as human could have claimed to have a righteous, even subversive, agenda. But that is no longer the case. American institutions — schools, housing, prisons — remain racist and discriminatory. Yet the rise of a fairly stable black middle-class has meant that African-Americans are, at one and the same time, an oppressed minority and just another demographic marketing niche. Race sells, at least to a limited audience. It’s a product as well as a problem.

Hopkinson and Moore probably wouldn’t explain the transformation of racial discourse in quite this way. But they do recognize it and are, in fact, as enthusiastic about it as they are about anything. Thus, they earnestly praise the “Million Man March” because it was a media circus rather than an actual political movement. The march, they say, “launched a new front in black politics in which battles are waged in the realm of perception.” [page 38] This is a comforting thought, surely; changing the world doesn’t require thought, or sacrifice, or discomfort. With apologies to the Beatles, all you need is a PR campaign. Or a 200-page sound bite, as the case may be.

Perception and/or the media were important to the Civil Rights movement too, of course. King and his cohorts were brilliant at manipulating both black and white images, and then beaming them across the world via television. Civil Rights protestors weren’t focused on the images themselves, however, but on what they could get from them — on how they could leverage the perceptions they created into concrete political gains. This is very difficult to do, and especially in the north, it wasn’t always successful. Still, you can’t get anything if you aren’t willing to figure out what you want and develop some sort of strategy, however flawed, for getting there. Hopkinson and Moore seem to think that it they just say something, or anything, then they’re a force for good. Perhaps they’re preaching will entertain the choir. But it’s unlikely to do much more than that.