We Live Here

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I’m not generally inclined to like right wing agitprop. Olympus Has Fallen and London Has Fallen were some of the worst films I’ve ever seen; cheerfully swaggering calls to genocide, unrelieved by either intelligence or any conviction beyond, “blow up those non-white people, yeeha!” Their bland irresponsibility was only rivaled by their cynical opportunism; the first used North Korea rather than China as the villain because the Chinese market means we have to pretend we don’t hate the people from that part of the world; the second deployed Morgan Freeman as vice president to show that non-white people are okay as long as they’re played by perennial comforting side-kick black person Morgan Freeman.

On the surface, Red Dawn, from 1984, is in the same vein as these turkeys. As in Olympus Has Fallen, the U.S. suffers an invasion—not from North Korea, but from Cubans and Russians raiding middle America from Mexico. And as in Olympus Has Fallen, the exciting fantasy is to see righteous Americans kicking the invaders butts. It’s all turning America into the scrappy underdog resisting oppression, a paranoid wish-fulfillment/fever dream in which someone does to the US what the US is always doing to everyone else, allowing us to expiate our guilty consciences in an orgy of xenophobic violence.

What makes Red Dawn different, though, is the ruthless, tragic vision. Olympus Has Fallen is a cheerful empowerment fantasy for macho imperialists; the heroes are a virile secret service agent and the American president. And the good guys unequivocally win; it’s a rousing ode to the awesomeness of coastal elites and the national security state. The right people are in the right place, and they’ll kick some terrorist ass.

Red Dawn, though, really thinks that the United States is on the verge of collapse. The heroes here aren’t the national security personnel, who, from the little we hear of them, are distant and probably incompetent. Rather, the protagonists are a group of high school football dudes—a scared, battered band who survive on team slogans (“Wolverines!”) and tearful determination.

The whole thing is preposterous, of course—the idea that the Cubans somehow gain immediate air superiority is as goofy as the fact that the Wolverine resistance fighters appear to have a virtually limitless supply of high tech weaponry. But the melodramatic details have the vivid, dumb terror of overdetermined nightmare. The way the black history teacher —the only black man in the film—is the first one shot by the enemy; the grizzled dad telling his boys through the concentration camp wire that he was tough on them in anticipation of just such a Communist invasion; the NRA sign declaring that you’ll remove my gun from my cold dead hand, flashed right before one of the Commies removes a gun from some poor bastard’s cold dead hand.

What makes the film, I think, is the yearning—for justification, for apotheosis, for death. People talk about liberal guilt, but I’ve never seen a film so utterly sodden in maudlin self-loathing, like a sentient sponge adrift in the stale beer of bad conscience. From the reflexive, furtive references to Native Americans to the Cuban officer recalling his own days as a partisan, America’s history of imperial atrocity wafts over the Wolverines like a ragged, hacking football cheer. The heroic deaths, one by one, seem both expiation and justification. When Patrick Swayze is asked what’s the difference between them and us he declares “we live here!” before standing by as one of his teen soldiers shoots another to death for treachery. That’s a pretty forthright stand against imperialism—or a forthright, desperate declaration that good football players like Swayze are incapable of imperialism, as the case may be.

Olympus Has Fallen is happy with the status quo; it just wants the same Americans to triumph who always triumph, with maybe a few more explosions and dead bodies thrown in. Red Dawn, on the other hand, is about an American heartland that feels both alienated from and implicated in power, and sees the only honorable resolution in apocalypse. It’s America’s death wish on screen, the last stand of god-fearing freedom lovers, knee deep in blood, building their own gulag.

Utilitarian Review 6/24/16

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On HU

Subdee on Homestuck.

Chris Gavaler on Louise Simonson and Queen Kong.

My ebook on exploitation film is coming soon! There’s a contest thingee where you can read a free copy, which nobody really tried for, so…still time!

Su-Min Lim with a long essay on Belle and Sebastian and twee for non-white people.
 
Utilitarians Everywhere

At Playboy:

—Independence Day and reverse colonial fever dreams.

—I wrote about Ralph Stanley as metalhead.

At Splice Today I wrote about:

how grit is not the key to my success, Angela Duckworth.

7 Golden Vampires and how Hammer Dracula is better at diversity than current Hollywood.

the fact that Trump will rise, so don’t panic when he does.
 
Other Links

Katie Schenkel on why Starfire should be pansexual.

Ellie Lockhart on the queer themes, or lack thereof, in Independence Day: Resurgence.

Fecund Horror Is Coming to Get You

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I’m putting together a collection of my writing on exploitation film and publishing it as an ebook. Vom Marlowe (who used to write here way back when) designed the really pretty darn awesome cover above. The still is from Night of the Living Dead, which is out of copyright because the filmmakers forgot to put the copyright notice on the print, and it mattered back then.

The book will be out July 11, at least if all goes well and I am not devoured by an evil ichor from outer space.

I thought I’d post the table of contents too. Most of the pieces here have appeared on the web already in one form or another—but not all of them.

Introduction:
Looking Wrong at Halloween

Fecund Horror

The Child Is Father of the Child:
On the Friday the 13th Series

American Torture:
On Hostel and Hostel 2

The Top Ten Rape/Revenge Films

I Spit On Your Quietism

Rape the Children Well:
On The Last House on the Left

Suffering With a Purpose:
On The Virgin Spring

Every Thing In Its Place:
On Irreversible

Patriarchy in You:
On The Stendahl Syndrome

Disgusting Women:
On Under the Skin

Bloody Conventions:
On Martyrs

Men in Women-in-Prison:
Masochism, Feminism, Fetish

Waiting for the Revolution:
On Switchblade Sisters

Embrace the Exploitation:
On Calum Waddell’s Jack Hill

And hey, we can do a promotional contest thingee. First person who can correctly identify the new essays (in comments or on social media) will get a free copy of the ebook! Note some titles have been changed, so googling isn’t going to help you necessarily.

Who is the truest Berlatsky superfan? Do Berlatsky superfans in fact exist? This is our chance to find out.

If contests and/or Berlatsky superfandom makes you spew vile ichor in a flylike manor, you can also get an exciting preview copy if you are a blogging/writing type person and swear on the fishy tentacles of Cthulhu to write a review praising my dextrous prose and awesome insights, and/or taking me to task for lack of same.

The Berlatsky superfandom Thunderdome death duel begins..now!

Utilitarian Review 6/18/16

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On HU

Philip Smith on Jeeves and social change.

Chris Gavaler on the sci-fi power and sexism of giant women.

on Serpieri’s Druuna and rape in Heavy Metal.
 
Utilitarians Everywhere

At the Establishment I interviewed Jillian Keenan about her book Sex and With Shakespeare, and why spanking can be child sexual abuse.

At Playboy I wrote about

—why the NRA is influential (it’s not the money.

—why there’s nothing wrong with fan entitlement.

At Quartz I wrote about Brock Turner and why we should get rid of sex offender registries.

At Random Nerds I interviewed sci fi author Kameron Hurley about criticism and geek feminist revolution.

At Splice Today I wrote about

Sense and Sensibility and the relief of finding a boring male romantic lead.

Hammer’s The Satanic Rituals of Dracula and how James Bond unfortunately beats the vampires.
 
Other Links

Tonia Thompson on racist double standards in attitudes towards parenting and tragedy.

Robert Greene II argues that the Civil Rights movement started with the New Deal.

Ken White on why celebrating the woes of Gawker isn’t a good idea.

Utilitarian Review 6/11/16

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On HU

Featured Archive Post: Consuela Francis and Qiana Whitted on Captain America: Truth.

bit of a short week…though we do have more for next week, I promise.

Chris Gavaler explores the line between abstraction and narrative in comics.

On the tragedy of being named Noah.
 
Utilitarians Everywhere

At the Establishment I wrote about indigent defense, and how it can reduce mass incarceration.

At Quartz I wrote about how even if Mexico is not a race, Trump’s comments about Mexicans are still racist.

At The Week I wrote about Al Giordano, an activist and organizer threatening to run against Sanders for the VT Senate seat in 2018.

At Splice Today I wrote about:

Dracula A.D. 1972 and old vampires same as new vampires.

third parties, which don’t work in the United States.
 
Other Links

Daniel Harper on Death Proof.

Cripin Sartwellon why Stephen Hawking doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

John M. Harris praises the Confederacy.

The Tragedy of Noah

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This first ran on Splice Today.
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When I was about ten or so at summer camp, I was woken up by a counselor looming over me in the dark. He was on some errand — I don’t remember what. But I do remember clearly him saying, as I came out of sleep. “Hey are you Noah?”

I groggily assured him that I was.

“Cool!” he said. “I’m Noah too!”

That probably doesn’t sound like much of a punch-line. But it was impressive enough to stay with me. In my whole life up to that point, I’d never met anyone named Noah. As far as I was concerned, I could have been the only Noah in the world, except for the original guy with the animals marching two by two. And now, here was another, grown-up Noah — a big dream Noah, foreshadowing the Noah I was to become.

It was a pleasant novelty to find another Noah —an entertaining aberration. For the most part, though, I liked being unique. My brother, Eric, often met other Erics, and of course I knew a slew of Michaels and Davids and Johns, to say nothing of Marys and Sues. It always seemed like it would be oppressive to be so common, and have your name on everyone’s lips. When someone said, “Mike,” how could you ever be sure they were talking to you? Better to be the one and only — or, short of that, to be rare enough that meeting your name out there in the world was a notable surprise.

Once I left northeastern Pennsylvania, though, my uniqueness began to fray around the special-snowflake-style edges. Oberlin has a lot of Jewish students, and while I don’t remember any other Noah’s, there was a Noam Birnbaum, whom I never met, but whose name would occasionally pop up uneasily, a not-quite-shadow off to the side of my social circle. I was still me, obviously, but somebody else out there, with my initials, was sort of me as well. Who did he think he was? He had a lot of nerve. Given his presumption, I was glad our paths never crossed.

But while that particular nefarious doppelganger never hunted me down, a slew of others did. The Noahs began to proliferate — especially after my son was born and I started interacting regularly with newly-minted individuals. Children, I discovered, were often named Noah. My son had a number of friends with the name. At school events I’d hear people yell for me, only to discover they were shouting to that friend to pass them the ball, or telling that child not to eat the dog poop. I had imagined that a generic name like “Michael” or “Tom” would be annoying — and so it was. Everyone was talking to me, even the people who weren’t talking to me. I thanked the stars and my Russian ancestors for my last name with its slew of Slavic syllables. Without that, I’d be anybody. I might even have to start using my middle initial or risk vanishing into google.

Things have only gotten worse. It’s now clear that the onslaught of Noahs began earlier than I thought; perhaps thirty years ago, they started to rise up, and now they are legion. This past year, I’ve heard, “Noah” was the single most common baby name in Illinois. I actually have to envy the Davids and Joes, now; they’re more idiosyncratic than I am. It’s true that the ubiquity means that I no longer have to suffer through stupid ark jokes, but it’s a poor trade off. Instead of finding myself as I age, I’m just finding that myself is all these other folks. Who knew that getting older would mean getting more and more bland? Once I was a child among millions, but now somehow, while I wasn’t looking, I’ve grown into everybody else.

Utilitarian Review 6/4/16

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On HU

Featured Archive Post: Erica Friedman on Maurice Sendak.

Chris Gavaler on whether a flag can be a comic.

Ng Suat Tong reviews Blutch’s Peplum.

Me on the Whiteness Project, and the virtues and limits of listening to white people talk about race.

Me on Captain America: Truth and racism in the gas chamber.
 
Utilitarians Everywhere

At Quartz I wrote about

how chronic pain patients are being sacrificed to the drug war.

—the case for a female James Bond.

At Playboy I wrote about how Captain America has always been Hydra.

At the Daily Dot I wrote about how my son is super smart because he watches Crash Course.

At Splice Today I wrote about

identity politics: not a slippery slope to neoliberalism.

Scars of Dracula and defiling the virgin cross.

At Public Books, a little review of Ann Leckie’s Ancillary Justice.
 
Other Links

Waitinggirl13 on the difference between legalization and criminalization of sex work.

Vann R. Newkirk II on Trump and political violence.

Alliterator on the history of dark Captain America.